A: You might like this:
A: I got the green stripe. Sleeves are extry long and it skims nicely.
M: Oh nice!
A: Also got the zip pocket jogger. Not flattering but real comfy. Keeping.
M: I'm starting to think v-necks or scoop necks are most flattering on me.
A: Me too, but I can't resist a striped boatneck.
M: Makes me busty af.
A: This one is good. More lounge wear than out, but flattering.
M: I ordered a black long sleeved t-shirt from Nordstrom. Got (in the packaging for the tee)...this.
M: I can't even find it at Nordstrom.
A: Well. Huh.
M: Chris was alarmed.
M: I had a moment of wait did I order this? Am I having a stroke?
A: You went drunk shopping with Gwen Stefani.
M: Haaaaaa yes.
M: I tried it on and Chris goes oh no I do NOT like that.
M: And he never ever comments on my clothes.
A: Oh, shit!
M: It felt bad. So rough and weird.
A: Nordstrom should come to your house and offer you both counseling.
M: I had to call customer service.
M: She was like huh.
M: It didn't even have a Nordstrom tag on it!
M: She's like this is new.
M: But I do love their customer service.
A: Ha! That is real weird.
A: But yeah, I love Nordstrom.
M: She said I could take it to a store.
M: And I was like listen if they put a Nordstrom here I would go all the time.
M: "I'll make a note of that"
A: Ha! Good work. We have a tiny mini Nordstrom. Nordstrom Lite.
A: It's in Short Pump, so you REALLY have to want things to go there.
M: Honestly I would still rather order online.