M: Step one: be, you know, a model.
A: Literally everything about that article makes me angry.
M: Those people are the worst.
A: They are awful.
"The two, who met in the most classically French way possible (at a Carine Roitfeld–hosted party more than a year ago)..."
A: SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPP SHUT UPPPPPPPPP.
A: Just the title alone. BRB going to burn everything.