A: Just got home, silver boots were waiting for me.
A: They look great, they fit, the heel is perfect. BUT.
A: They are gold.
A: I mean, they look gold online because they are gold.
M: Oooh see that's even better.
A: I'm happy, definitely keeping, but I'm guessing this is why they're on sale!
M: Can't wait
A: I think you'll be happy!
A: Right at home:
A: Even the zipper pull is gold. Why are they called silver?
M: I ordered 3 pairs of sale cropped wide leg jeans from Madewell to try out.
M: They have left me unmoored.
A: Aw, dang.
M: I am really baffled
M: I hated skinny jeans at first
M: Is this that?
A: Ha, you sound like me.
M: I need in person vetting.
A: The jeans I'm like, 💁
A: If they don't work, hold out for something better.
M: I don't don't even know.
M: The black ones are awful full stop.
A: The issue is that you have great legs and those jeans are stumpifying.
M: If I kept a pair it would be these:
M: There is something appealing.
A: I like those better.
M: But I don't know if I have the confidence to be this fashion forward at my own expense.
M: I may try a kick crop instead. I think the issue is my ass is big but legs are skinny so these are disproportionately wide.
A: Kick crop?
M: Just showed Chris and he said "well I've never seen anything like that before."
A: Ha! Chris Canada Fashion Quotes could be a fun Tumblr.
M: A crop with more of a fitted bell leg not this wide leg:
A: Oh, that's really cute.
M: I can't pull off a leg that wide with wide hips. Sigh.
A: Sorry about the jeans but I think they're a tough cut for most people.
M: They are.
M: I needed to see for myself.
A: Oh, of course!
M: I don't totally hate them but I'm not confident enough.
A: They're super advanced. My issue is that it would require a fitted top and I dress the exact opposite.
M: Super complex.
M: I just guffawed.
A: The socks
M: These feel advance but more doable:
A: Cute! I can't handle H&M in person though.
M: Oh no I order from H&M and just return.
M: WHO DID THIS GIRL OFFEND:
A: Haaaaa. GIN SACK.