M: Not to body shame but girl. Ouch.
A: Girl, britches too small.
M: It hurts to look at her.
A: I’m feeling short of breath on her behalf.
M: Poor thing.
M: I can't imagine it's a ton of fun to be her.
A: Culottes should never involve tight lacing.
M: She wore that getup exactly once for the time it took to be photographed.
A: She looks pissed.
M: I'd say she's thinking I don't live on cigarettes and Pellegrino to not fit into this burgundy monstrosity.
M: Anyway she makes me sad.
A: Yeah, not a positive culottes experience.
M:
A: Not bad!
M: Pretty cute!
A: I like the idea of denim culottes. In theory.
M: Same.
A:
M: Right!
A: I'm not sure they're "me" but I like.
M: Saaaame.
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