A: Just for you.
Okay, really for me.
M: That made me laugh.
A: I thought it might. It's like, for both of us.
M: He looks tiny there. Like Pocket Craig.
A: That must have been from Before.
M: Before Bond? Because his beefy-ness is part of what I don't like. I can manage him in this photo, save the creepy eyes boring into my soul.
A: Yes, before Bond he was scrawnier. I think he put on something like 20lbs of muscle for that role. I APPROVE THIS MUSCLE.
M: I truly think this is the only beefy man I find attractive:
A: Yes, yes, I know. But Daniel Craig was only super-beefy for Casino Royale. Now he's just normal-beefy.
M: I find him most attractive when he isn't looking at me, doesn't have a creeper mustache, and is wearing clothes. I think I'm broken.
A: He can be kind of creepy. Which I enjoy.
M: Wait, maybe you're broken.
A: I'm pretty sure that's true.