Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Man Alive.

A: It is a sad, sad world when Bradley Cooper is considered the Sexiest Man Alive:

M: It sounds like even Bradley Cooper thinks that is ridiculous. The only time I found him sexy was when he was speaking French.

A: Wow, I can get on board with that. Mostly, though, he just seems kind of douchey.

M: It works in French, though. But otherwise...meh. Give me Taylor Kitsch any day. Seriously, GIVE HIM TO ME.

A: Every time you mention him I have to struggle to remember who he is. So be my guest! HE IS YOURS.

M: Have you still not watched Friday Night Lights? We may not be able to remain friends.

A: Isn't it about football?

M: I haven't noticed.

and also:

A: Well, I guess I'm the one watching a show about time-travel pioneers living with dinosaurs because of him:

But if I'm going to be straight up, here's who should have won:

M: Now really, in what universe is Bradley Cooper sexier than Ryan Gosling?

A: THANK YOU RIGHT. No contest.

M: I think even Cooper himself would agree. I would have also accepted:

A: The thing with John Hamm is, while i adore him,  I only think he's really sexy as Don Draper.

M: I am completely fine with that.

A: Well, and there's this revelation.

M: Now all I can think about is Jon Hamm and his lack of unders.

M: Which I am also totally okay with.

A: Maybe this will distract you:

(with thanks to the Hairpin.)

M: *faints dead away*

Okay, I am back. There is none better than Paul Newman. I think this is my favorite:

Everything is my favorite.

A: Oh, YEAH. I'm not a huge Redford fan but man, that photo is everything that's right about the world.

M: That photo could bring peace in the Middle East. Has anyone tried that?

A: It might also be able to solve the financial crisis.

M: Obama, this is the key to your re-election! Call us!

A: WE ARE SO GONNA SOLVE WORLD PROBLEMS. (No really, Barry! Call us!)

M: Surely Michelle is a reader, right?

A: Um, yes honey. I'm sure she is.


  1. Damn, Paul Newman. I mean, his eyes are what they are, which is out of this world. But I die for that nose and those lips. His profile will never not knock me out.

  2. I guess this is one time I disagree with you guys. I don't find Bradley douchey at all, and I do think he's hot. The other guys are hot as well, except Don Draper does nothing for me.
    I've known Kyle Chandler's wife for about 20 years. And Kyle is a great guy.

  3. I'm sorry I am going to need you to back up to the part where you KNOW COACH? Coach! I love coach! Will you tell him I love him? This is getting creepy, I know, but I can't help myself.

  4. Meanwhile I'm all, "Who is Kyle Chandler?"

  5. Yes to all of this, including the fact that you need to watch FNL, Adrien. I hate football more than anything and I love this show more than anything.

    Also, for Marianne: I read this article in a barbershop recently and could barely contain myself: HE IS EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED HIM TO BE AND MORE.

  6. He really IS! I am torn between wanting him to adopt me and wanting him to marry me.

  7. You're right about the French talking Bradley Cooper. Rawr. Otherwise--not so much.

    But, lord alive, Paul Newman. Damn, Gina.

  8. Marianne, I've only met/spoken to Kyle maybe a dozen of times. His wife is a very close friend (since childhood) of a very close friend of mine, so I'd see them at my friend's house or at parties, etc. He is a very nice, down-to-earth guy who is easy on the eyes. What you see is what you get with him.

  9. So funny. I just read the article on Kyle that Sara provided the link for. I knew that his wife Kathy had stalked him but I always thought she had never confessed that to him. Can't believe it's mentioned in the article!

  10. I will trade em all in for a young Paul Newman! Sweet fancy moses!!! They don't make em like they used to.

  11. Oh Paul Newman! Now you're talking. And Gosling does remind me a little of Paul, when he's not scruffy.

  12. Paul Newman is the most handsome man ever! I went through a phase of renting all of his movies from the late 50s and 60s. Awesome.

  13. There is a whole movement afoot to protest the crown being stolen from Ryan Gosling: Some people are VERY passionate.

    And Paul Newman, yum.

  14. Wow. Sorry ladies, but I have to disagree. Bradley Cooper is yummy. Did you see him in Limitless?? He goes from loser to super smart genius intellectual. Hot-hot-hottie.

    Also, Paul Newman has things going for him, like his food line and hunkiness, but ROBERT REDFORD. I mean, sandy hair, beautiful eyes, overall dreaminess, plus, he can play that sensitive loner type (The Horse Whisperer). My heart will always be his.

    Also, Noel Crane from Felicity.

  15. Just found your blog, and this post did it. I'm your newest follower! Thanks for the smiles/eye candy and can't agree with you more, Ryan was ROBBED!

  16. Welcome Closet Crisis, thanks for reading!

  17. Ryan was totally robbed. I don't think Bradley can win pulling the French card. That's his only + as far as I can see. I like his snark but the douche factor often takes over.

    I love Paul too but Robert is the only blond I've ever truly loved.