Wednesday, September 26, 2012

I just. what. wait.

A: Um.
source: The Sartorialist

M: Now Adrien, she was clearly in a terrible accident.

A: One where her pants fell down?

M: And a vicious land shark attacked her shirt.

A: Or her hipbones just sliced through that sweater like butter.

M: I think that's listed under: Occupational Hazard for Moddles.

A: She must have been in a hurry if all she could find to wear was a ripped sweater she found crumpled under a pile of Italian Vogue magazines.

M: The pants. Are those pants? Would we call them pants? How are they even staying up?

A: Is it a skirt? I don't even know. Clearly she has some kind of internal hitching system going on there.

M: Ropes and pulleys. You know I love a good pulley.

A: MARIANNE WE HAVE TALKED ABOUT NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS.

M: I'M SORRY OKAY. YOU SAID INTERNAL HITCHING AND MY BRAIN JUST GOES THERE I AM BROKEN.

A: YOU ARE A SICK GIRL.

M: YOU STARTED IT.

A: Sick. Sick girl.

M: I don't feel very well.

A: Stop thinking about SHobbit's sexual practices. IT HELPS. I PROMISE.

M: Well, I was trying, but you BROUGHT IT UP AGAIN FOR THE LOVE.

A: I hate myself.

M: I hate everything.

A: We're fired. Go home.

5 comments:

  1. You guys are so so funny. I love those older posts on Shobbit. And the pulleys, I'm not going to be able to stop thinking about that now.

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  2. My hip bones are rebelling by me looking at the picture of "girl needs a damn sandwich." Yikes. LOL.

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  3. Oh, but the commenters ADORED her.
    I know. I read them all HOPING AGAINST HOPE that someone would say something realistic.
    But, no. CLEARLY it is a reference to the Marc Jacobs line.
    So.

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  4. THANKS FOR THE IMAGE OF THE PULLEYS, LADIES!

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  5. I first saw this photograph last week on the Shobbit's website and immediately became (ir?)rationally angry. I could not believe that she looks so nonchalant about nearly exposing her pubic mound. So angry. And the comments were so effusively positive. So angry still.

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