Friday, November 16, 2012
WE HAD A DEAL, MATTHEW.
M: I think Matthew McConaughey has forgotten part of the deal with us liking him is not doing shit like this.
M: NOT OKAY
A: REVOKE REVOKE.
A: Makes me love that second photo a little bit more. Also, I accidentally clicked on a half-naked photo of Lance Armstrong and now I feel all grody.
M: EW. UNSUBSCRIBE!
M: Here's the deal, Matthew. We don't expect a lot from you. No one thinks you are the best actor in the world. What we want is to be able to imagine hanging out on a beach with you, drinking some beers, and laughing. THIS IS WHAT WE WANT:
M: OKAY AND THIS TOO:
A: YES WITH THE SURF BOARD.
M: And the skateboard! He looks like so much fun! WHITHER FUN MATTHEW?
A: Hey, remember when he was caught all high and naked and playing bongos? THAT was when I knew he was okay by me.
M: That really endeared him to me. So much.
A: Aw, he's so much fun. Kind of smells bad, but who cares?
M: No one! No one cares. He always has good snacks.
A: SUCH good snacks. And look how cute his mugshot is:
A: Only, I think he has more hair now and that was taken in '99. Oh, Hollywood.
M: Oh, he definitely has more hair. At least it's well done.
A: He's such an exception for me. There is no way I should like him but I really, really do.
M: Me too! I can't explain it. I just find him terribly charming.
A: You just know he's genuinely fun and probably dumb as a post. But fun! So much fun.
M: I'll get my intelligent conversation elsewhere.
A: That why we have Ewan.