Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Handbook Rules.


Source: trendycrew.com


A: This is a scroll down. Up. Sideways.

M: Diapers. So chic!

A: And so sweet that she's wearing mommy's boots.

M: She's all growns up!

A: She's wicked cute and I like the coat but I don't understand how the rest happened and why.

M: Oh, from the waist up it's dreamy. Too bad waist down is Adult Baby territory.

A: Are her shorts made out of a men's dress shirt? ARE HER LEGS IN THE SLEEVES?

M: Wait. WAIT. WHAT FUCKERY IS THIS?

A: THIS IS WHAT I'M SAYING.

M: Listen, I put up with a lot from fashion but no. NOPE. NYET.

A: I've decided I'm wrong, but it still looks like an experiment.

M: Honestly if that's even a question about what you are wearing, you are doing it wrong.

A: Also, I'm pretty sure OTK boots aren't supposed to make your legs look...elephanty.

M: That's got to be a rule somewhere.

A: It is! I checked the handbook:

Rule #549.21: Over-the-knee boots should be fitted and not make your legs looks like wrinkly stumps.

M: So handy, the handbook.

A: I tried to look up "experimental man-shirt diaper shorts" but it burst into flames.

M: Hahahahaha.

3 comments:

  1. Maybe she had a mishap similar to Monica Lewinsky and her blue dress, so she had to make do with a man's shirt to clothe her bottom 1/2. This picture was caught as she was making her getaway the morning after LOL! It's a stretch, I know, but I'm trying to give her the benefit of the doubt for her choice.

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  2. Best.post.evah. Laughing my head off over here.

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  3. OK, I'm totally stealing this for my Get Your Outfit of the Day Off My Internet tumblr.

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