Thursday, September 18, 2014

Midi Life Crisis.


A: SO. Paris fashion week and midi skirts are apparently really actually going to be a thing:



A: Also, this is the best thing I’ve seen in a while, (aside from Anna Wintour dumping a bucket of ice water on her head*):


L: I really hate that I love how these skirts look on very tall, thin people.

A: Well, sure. But what about the rest of us? Won't you take me to…Dumptytown?

L: This is how fashion fails happen. Because these girls make it look so cute. You think, "Well. MAYBE....if I just found the *right* mid-calf length skirt, I could pull it off?"

A: Nope. NOPE.

L: But like, what if it fell just right? And I lost 30 pounds? And got a boob reduction?

A: Lili, honey.

L: THE HEART WANTS WHAT IT WANTS!

A: Okay! Okay. Go ahead and wear your midi skirt but don't come weeping to me when it makes you look like Laura Ingalls.

L: What if! What if I wear some sky high platforms with it to make it LOOK like I have much, much longer legs?

A: Um.

L: You're not buying it.

A: #Nope


*Thanks Katie!

15 comments:

  1. That is a man in the pink dress, right?

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    1. I was wondering the same thing. Also, is she/he wearing socks with pumps or a sock/pump combo?

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    2. Aw, you guys! That's Anna Dello Russo. I like her kooky spirit.

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  2. I just bought a midi skirt at Nordstrom (thanks to Kendi http://www.kendieveryday.com/2014/09/killin-it.html). Do I need to burn it now??

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    1. No! Of course not, wear what you like. I just find this length...challenging.

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    2. It is challenging, but it also look very Now! I have to admit that I'm jealous of those who can get away with a midi and a crop top.

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    3. No crop top for me, but I do like the skirt. I will admit it probably makes my hips look wider than normal, but oh well.

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  3. I actually bought a midi skirt for exactly for the fashion fail reason you mentioned. I know perfectly well I don't have the build for it and yet it looked ok, sort of.

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    1. Yay! This is exactly how I feel about jumpsuits. It feels like it should be so wrong, and sometimes it just works.

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  4. I can wear midis no problem, but now you know exactly how I felt during the reign of terror known as "skinny leg pants."

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    1. HA!! Reign of Terror is an excellent, excellent way to describe it.

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    2. Exactly! Death to skinny jeans, long live the long skirt!

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  5. Midi skirt with tall boots is cute in a 1970s kind of way.

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  6. Anna D.R., there's a fine line between kooky and tragic.

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