Tuesday, November 11, 2014

The Secret Word Is: Crotch.

source: The Sartorialist

A: I don’t. What is. Wait. Ow.

L: All I see here is her giant zipper.....area.

A: I was momentarily distracted by the expanse of her chest and then, eep. Crotchy.

L: It's sort of like she's given a camel toe a face?

A: I kind of like everything else she's doing and then I get hit with crotch.

L: The poor dear. You know she thought she was lookin' good that morning (so close!) but when she saw those pics she fainted.

A: Maybe, or maybe she thinks crotch is the new black.

L: DON'T PUT THAT INTO THE UNIVERSE!

A: Too late. Done. *jazz hands*

L: UNDO, UNDO!

A: TOO LATE. CROTCH TIME.

7 comments:

  1. Is it possible that's actually a guy? Either way: gross.

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  2. Nope, it's a woman. A fashion editor, if I remember correctly. The one that SHobbit caught bra-less once.

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  3. #crotchisthenewblack how can we go about making this trend on Twitter?

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  4. I think she's trans....we should ease up.

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  5. Just to be clear - we were bagging on her outfit, not her looks.

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  6. She's a fashion editor. I like the red shirt, glasses, hair and the clutch. As I'm nearly as thin as her and have no chest, I admire her bold style. But the crotch... OMG!! Does she even wear knickers underneath?

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