M: No. No one does.
A: Do you know the ones I’m talking about?
M: Yeah. And I kind of like them but they would be all sweaty and slippery.
M: And rub your feet funny.
M: I would only wear them to the pool.
M: but yeah.
M: They are cheap though.
M: Need Supply has them.
A: See??? And they come in good colors. And white.
|Birkenstock EVA Arizona|
M: I'm not sold but I also shouldn't wear my real birks to the pool so much.
A: They are made out of that crocs material, I think? So kinda soft rubber stuff.
M: I'm sure I'll end up getting some.
A: Ha. I am pretty sure I will too and then, slippery slope, will start wearing them out.
M: Of course.
A: And then overalls.
M: If they worked on my body type I would already have some. Same with jumpsuits.
A: I believe I wore cut-off overalls in college, so.
M: The Birks come in olive green so just take my money.
A: I want white or maybe red Madrids:
|Birkenstock EVA Madrid|
M: Those have promise.
A: Sadly, I think the green Arizonas are men's.
A: So they may not have them in narrow.
M: It’s ok.
A: Oh wait, I think Arizonas are unisex anyway. I’m using my brain way too much for Birkenstocks.
M: Hahaha. It’s Friday.
A: I've just basically convinced myself I need Birkenstock-shaped Crocs. I don't...even. Bye.