Tuesday, July 2, 2019

We Discuss: Red Dresses and Hot Priests.

M: Mango some really pretty COTTON dresses on sale

A: Dang it.

M: I just bark laughed at this dress. I would literally look like Friar Tuck:

A: Fuck

M: or a cult member

A: Who could possibly look good in that?

M: I still like it in navy though haha

A: Listen, if we had a cult, we would all be wearing caftans

M: That basically is a caftan


A: Pretty caftans

A: That is a monk robe

M: Yes fine

A: I am just saying. What do you want from Mango?

M: These:

M: This is v Elio’s mom: 

M: Battle of the Eileen Fisher knockoffs:

A: That one looks… challenging

M: Have you ever tried anything from Reformation?

A: Nope, I have not

M: I like their philosophy

M: Confession, I was hunting for the red floral dress from the end of Fleabag.

A: That’s a good dress!

M: Long sold out of course

A: Ugh, of course

M: Anyway still wishing that red floral H&M dress hadn’t sold out

M: Okay this is a cute red floral dress maybe?

A: Yes!

M: It will def make me look like Phoebe Waller-Bridge, yes?

A: 100% totally

A: You will be fending off hot priests left and right

M: That’s all I ask

A: I don’t think that’s asking too much of a Loft dress

M: After not liking Loft for like two years I actually found several things with potential

A: Loft is really hit or miss. I have some things I really love but I struggle with their use of ruffles and some of the patterns.

M: rufflesssss

A: They put ruffles on ruffles


M: Am I her yet:

A: Cuuuuute

M: It is surprisingly cute! I really love it.

A: Watch out for hot priests.


  1. That looks fab on you. I'm going to have to order it.

  2. I too love the red dress! Re reformation, love their clothes but sizing is tough. Sizes run contemporary (generally a tad smaller) so takes a bit of trying to figure your size. Good Luck!

  3. Friar Tuck. You made me spit out my coffee at work, and I love you for it.


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