A: My face hurts.
M: What's wrong?
A: My skin is all sad and tight and dry. I hate.
M: Ooooh, I thought maybe someone hit you?
A: Why would you think that? Wait, don't answer that.
M: Ahem. ANYWAY. Do you know what you need?
A: I am using argan oil AND the Bobbi Brown extra stuff and lately, coconut oil. Still dry.
M: You need this:
A: I WANT THAT and I don't even understand it. I did get a sample of the Extra Repair foundation because I think my current oil-free foundation is making things bad.
M: I don't know what it is either, other than made of magic. And yeah, you shouldn't have oil-free ANYTHING.
A: I mean, I am cooking with coconut oil and putting it on my face. At the same time.
M: That's so...earthy of you.
A: LIKE A CAVEMAN. Anyway, I love my Bobbi Brown lady. (Hi, Gina!)
M: Cavemen don't wear fancy makeup. And I love MY Bobbi Brown lady (hi Claire!).
A: Fuck that then. Oh, I bought your fancy gel eyeliner:
I lurve it. I want more.
M: Isn't it so good? Did you buy the brush, too? Because that brush is amazing.
A: I did not, because I have, um, three eyeliner brushes. They work just fine. This one is the bomb
M: Now I'm all distracted by this:
I think I secretly want to be Sophia Loren.
A: I have not mastered the cat eye thing. Yet.
M: it's on my life list.
A: I also want new lipstick. Specifically this one:
I realized that one of the lipsticks I still wear is something I bought in Chicago. Four years ago.
M: That's pretttty. I can't wait to get these braces off so I can wear bright lip color again. For now, Brown Sugar is my #1 most favorite nude ever. It feels wonderful on, as well:
A: Ooh, that looks nice. I want all of the things.
M: ALL OF THEM. I also really, really want this perfume:
A: Ooh, nice. I got a sample of this shampoo and conditioner and OH MY GOD SO SHINY. But not cheap. Of course:
M: I want shiny! Real bad!
A: I KNOW RIGHT.
M: ANYWAY, do you like the mascara I made you buy? Because I want to have its babies. It's coal black, lashy babies. Wait, that got weird.
A: Um, yeah, creeper, I like the mascara.
M: Oh, hush.
A: I'm not the one talking about sooty lash babies.
M: Don't make me take before and after lash pictures. I'LL DO IT.
A: Nobody asked you to sing, lady.
M: Well, let's leave it to the three readers still with us. Do YOU want before/after pictures of the amazing mascara? Or the amazing eyeliner? Or Adrien's hair? Do tell.
Disclaimer: we weren't paid to shill any of these products, though if someone wanted to we'd be ALL OVER IT. We just like makeup and stuff. xo