image: The Sartorialist
M: This picture makes me laugh uncontrollably.
A: whaaat, no don't look at me. i'm just a little ole nerd over here. stop looking at meeeeee.
M: Don't make me hide behind the clothes rack.
A: Slouch some more and nobody will notice you.
M: Judging by that storefront she's about to go shopping for a balaclava. then her transformation will be complete.
A: She will just faaaaaade back into dorky obscurity. Or rob the store.
M: If she's turning to a life of crime, she should pick better stuff to take.
A: She is rolling her eyes at you for being so caught up in consumerism.
M: I have no patience for hipster ennui today.
A: Every time I look at that photo I get mad.
M: Let's look at some All American abs holding a dog instead.
A: Who is that? Wait, I don't care who that is. Pretty.
M: I have no idea. Don't care.