Friday, April 5, 2013

A PIG IN A BUSHEL.


A: Why is Jon Hamm so bent out of shape about people talking about his, er, shape?

M: If he wants to hide his light under a bushel, he should....hide it. His light. By light I mean shape. By shape I mean I HAVE LOST CONTROL OF THE METAPHOR.

A: I think what you're saying is that a pig in a poke is better than a two in the bush? Wait.

M: Don't count your chickens before they hatch IN YOUR PANTS, HAMM.

A: Shall we move on to the photo portion of this entry?


M: Look at his expression. He's knows what we're looking at.

M: She's looking pretty smug too.

A: As so she should because damn.

M: Slow clap.

A: You want it over here?


M: The man is shameless.

A: He knows exactly what he's doing. At least, that's what I'm hoping.

M: He's humble bragging, pouting about all the attention he's getting.

A: STOP TALKING ABOUT MY MOST OBVIOUS AWESOME FEATURE.

M: QUIT LOOKING AT IT!

A: IT'S RIGHT HERE PLEASE LOOK AWAY.

M: SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN TO POKE YOU WITH IT. CARRY ON.

A: I'M LEAVING.



M: We will just sit here watching you walk away. Take your time.

A: Best part of my day, right here.

5 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    That's all I got. I'm practically incapable of intelligent comment after both your post and the comment above mine.

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  2. I would prefer to see him without the clothing, but hey. That's just me.

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  3. In that last one he's totally got a semi-chub! He must? Right? Mama....?

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    1. Lili! This is a family blog! Okay, no it isn't and YES HE DOES OMG.

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  4. Lol lol my favorite part was "slow clap".

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