Friday, April 26, 2013

Whither Thou Hot Boys.


A: Where are they? Seriously. Where.

M: I can only look at the jumpy ball pictures so many times. WHERE ARE YOU?

A: Slim pickings around here and all the SHobbit is giving us is this:

source: The Sartorialist

M: It's like that guy is genetically engineered to repulse me.

A: He looks like he might have a box in his basement with my name on it. Lotion, basket, etc.

M: Oh yeah, there is a skin suit under his clothes for sure.

A: GAAHHH.

M: Sorry! Sorry. Here is where I would put a picture of a cute boy if they hadn't all run away.








A: SAD FACE. What about this guy?

source: The Sartorialist

M: What, poster boy for seasonal depression over there?

A: He does look very sad. I think the SHobbit was pissed that we liked jumpy ball because he just posted this:


source: The Sartorialist

A: THEY ARE ALL WEARING SHIRTS WHY.

M: They are...all picking each other up? I don't understand sports.

A: I suspect they are still learning how to play jumpy ball.

M: First off: you're wearing too many clothes, dummies.

A: Second off: you're too far away from the camera.

M: God, BOYS.

A: The worst.

2 comments:

  1. The only saving grace in that last picture is a little thigh action. Not enough, but maybe it will get me through the next hour.

    I think SAD boy is sad because there are not hot guys to ogle.

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  2. Paper Bag PrincessApril 26, 2013 at 7:48 PM

    You two crack me up on a daily basis. Thanks!

    How about these guys? They're wearing shirts, but... yeah.
    http://roses-and-glitter.tumblr.com/post/48233978971/moejisan-god-bless-the-spanish-army

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