Friday, January 17, 2014

Cute Boy Ennui

A: Cute boy time! We should probably not talk about Idris Elba again.

M: Matthew McConahey won a GG. Meh. I have cute boy ennui.

A: When he won he said, "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT!" which made me giggle.


M: That made me giggle too. AND WHO ELSE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT.

A:  I DON'T KNOW. I'm stuck. I'm having a hard time moving past Idris and Larry Mullen Jr HUGGING at the GGs. My brain couldn't even process it.

M: They are adorable man friends. Speaking of which, oh! I have one! I don't find Bumbershoot Cucumber all that attractive, but Fassbender. This makes me happy:


A: Yes! I was just going to send you that! Fassbender doesn't do much for me but I like Bendildblah Cumberflaaahh just fine.

M: Conveniently there is one for each of us! And really? No love for the Fassbender?


A: Well...

M: Wait, he reminds me a little bit of my husband there. I have...a type.

A: Well now. That picture is making me wonder if maybe I've misjudged him. I just remember some creepy photos of him crying.

M: No no, not crying. Smirky and scruffy and yeah:


A: I do like him all beardy. And, um, BOWTIE:


M: It always comes back to the bowtie. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND FINI:


A: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

M: I just burst into "The Circle of Life".

A: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

M: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

3 comments:

  1. Fassbinder: so hot, and yet the domestic violence rap against him makes me say "no way".

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    1. Aw, really? Well that is beyond disappointing to hear. (clearly I know nothing about him other than what he looks like)

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    2. Seconding Chelsea. I'm glad to hear that you two didn't know about it, but yeah, he's a dirtbag.

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