Thursday, January 2, 2014

Holiday Texting.

M: Google, "Kanye gives Kim a Birkin", then set yourself on fire.

A: No. No I will not.

M: DO IIIIIIIIT.

A: NO.

M: Merry Christmas:


A: WHAT IN THE HELL.

M: I'll just be over here while you process that.


A: 

M: So tasteful.

A:

M: Adrien? You ded?

A: IT'S THE SIZE OF A PONY.

M: He probably got her a pony too.

A: SHUT UP.

M: Sorry.

A: Weeping.

M: I Googled "Kanye West Pony" and got this:


M: Happy New Year!

A: You are a bad, bad lady. But that pony is the best.

M: Heh.

2 comments:

  1. Maybe the bag is a carrying bag for North!
    That would explain the size.

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  2. What the ever loving....? Is that bag supposed to be some kind of commemoration of that video they made?

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