Tuesday, March 11, 2014

ANTIGOOP



A: Everything about this goop post makes me want to eat glass.

M: I'm trying to muster up my indignation but I mostly want her liiiiiife.

A: Oh, she knows that.

M: I can't even be mad. I would be a lot more obnoxious if I had her finances

A: Oh man, I probably would be too. I'd be like, BLOG ENTRY: FANCY PONY PURCHASE OF THE WEEK.

M: BLOG ENTRY: BATHED IN EVIAN, HAD HAIR WASHED BY IDRIS ELBA.

A: BLOG ENTRY: THE RED HERMES KELLY OR THE BLACK ONE? OR THE BLUE ONE? HAHA J/K BOUGHT THEM ALL.

M: BLOG ENTRY: DO I LOOK BETTER WITH MY HAIR UP OR DOWN TRICK QUESTION I ALWAYS LOOK AMAZING.

A: BLOG ENTRY: EWAN MCGREGOR IS IN MY KITCHEN ISN'T THAT CRAZY? NOT IF YOU'RE ME.

M: BLOG ENTRY: JAY-Z AND BEYONCE ARE MY BEST FRIENDS. THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE ENTRY.

A: BLOG ENTRY: I WONDER WHAT FLYING COMMERCIAL IS LIKE? NOT REALLY.

M: BLOG ENTRY: DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN EAT ENDANGERED ANIMALS? WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN'T.

A: BLOG ENTRY: TRY THIS EXCLUSIVE NEW THOUSAND DOLLAR UNDER-EYE SERUM. OR, AS I LIKE TO CALL IT, BODY LOTION.

M: BLOG ENTRY: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


A: UGH.

6 comments:

  1. She looks like a 14 year old boy in a bikini

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  2. Hahaha!
    Omg she makes me so angry!
    "pin the shoe on the famous chick" - I want to stab her in the eye (and steal her Margiela shoes from her)

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  3. I don't want her life. I want her to go away.

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  4. Ugh, she's the worst. Would love her money though, not gonna lie! =D #SorryNotSorry #AlsoNotSorryForHashtagging

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  5. When I look at those things all I can think is all the mortgage/tuition payments I could make.

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  6. Lol lol! You Guys KILLED me just now.

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