A: I have way, way, too much to say about this but I will just highlight this one sentence from the detox section:
"we supplement with herbal teas, hot water with lemon or ginger, and room temperature water."
M: Don't get crazy and drink cold water, fatty.
A: Well, and apparently after we swing around some 3lb weights and drink our warmish water, we should get spray tanned and waxed.
M: Sorry, I was just out buying my supplemental flogger and hair shirt, just to round out the torture.
A: Marianne, Tracy Anderson is happy to explain the 800 ways you're lacking in springtime readiness.
M: You can't make me listen to that demented poppet.
A: I feel like I've finally deprogrammed you!
M: I will say that her post-partum video is really good. I know. She's still awful. I'll just see myself out.
A: Come back! It's okay, just me here with my hulking spin-class thighs. If only I'd listened to her.
M: I'm sorry I just drank cold water and gained 50 pounds. :(
A: Dude, cold water? Why not just eat a tube of cookie dough?
M: BRB, plucking out my leg hairs one at a time with tweezers.
A: Will you be my cleanse buddy?
M: Always.
A: Gin soaked cotton ball?
M: Okay just ONE.
A: I like mine with a tiny hint of lemon.
M: Heifer.
Ugh, such BS about the spinning!! Way to discourage people from exercising, Tracey! I love spin class and go nearly every day - and my thighs are just fine, and I lost weight.
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