Thursday, August 14, 2014

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do, But Not As Hard As Reaching The Tippy Top Shelf.

(Marianne has temporarily come out of seclusion because this was too good to pass up.)

A: Girl!!!!!!!!!!


M: I know!!!!!

A: That just made my day.

A: CAMILLA.

M: CAMILLA DID YOU EAT ALL THE CHUNKY MONKEY?

A: CAMILLA DON'T YOU DARE CHANGE THAT CHANNEL.

M: PLENTY OF MEN WATCH TLC.

A: NO I'M NOT CRYING I HAVE ALLERGIES.

M: I FIND "A BABY STORY" TO BE VERY WELL DONE.

A: CAMILLA. BLANKY. NOW.

M: NO NOT THAT ONE WHY IS EVERYONE AGAINST MEEEEEEE.

A: HAS KANYE CALLED YET? ARE YOU SURE?

M: ARE YOU SURE THE PHOINE IS WORKING? CALL ME.

M: CAMILLA DID YOU CHANGE MY RINGTONE TO "I CAN'T MAKE YOU LOVE ME?"

A: CAMILLA WHY ARE WE OUT OF HOT POCKETS AGAIN??

M: YOU HAVE ONE JOB!

A: CAMILLAAAAA!!!

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camilla?



6 comments:

  1. On the plus side (there is no downside), Garance can now take a page from Nicole Kidman's book and start wearing heels again. Is ASkars single these days?

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  2. When I saw it on Garance's blog, I immediately thought of you...! :)

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  3. Awesomeness. Bwahahahahaha

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