Thursday, July 16, 2015

The Dark Side.

A: I’ve started following the Shobbit on Instagram.

M: Haaaaaaaa

A: I’m pretty annoyed that it’s not terrible. I mean:

M: Nice. He’s pandering

A: He knows his audience. He also posts a lot of croissant/latte shots like an 18 year old fashion blogger:

M: He’s trying to win you over with butts and carbs. Be strong.

A: Ha! It almost worked, but this happened:

A: I am going to mail him a package of tube socks.


  1. In case I don't tell you ladies enough. I love you.

  2. For a second I thought that was him in his skivvies. *Terrified Emoticon*