Thursday, November 5, 2015

Throwback Thursday: More Vintage Banana.



A: The selling point on these lady cargo shorts? THEY WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A PREGNANT MARSUPIAL. Good luck with that, Banana.

M: 100% FUPA approved.

A: You can hang other gear from the belt loops! Perfect for your crimping iron and your banana clip.

M: I can't get over the WALLABY. Is luring animals to sleep in your shorts a desirable thing? I need a drink.

A: Did you read the copy on the scarf? "A torso wrap to attract admiring glances." Uh. Thanks for the sexual harassment scarf, BANANA.

M: Listen, using the word torso straight up makes you sound like Buffalo Bill.

A: IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE COTTON CANVAS AND LEATHER HAVERSACK.

M: Haversack sounds unwholesome.

A: Here. Here is some wholesome for you on the next page:



M: Can be worn on belt.

A: Why would you not do that? Strap it around the waist of your Sister-Wife Trekking Jumper!

M: Then go have some oysters at the Ritz. WHY NOT.

A: And… scene.

5 comments:

  1. 1) I had those shorts. PREDICTABLE RESULTS, but I loved them.
    2) I was going to say sister-wife!! And but then you did it first.
    3) Torso, haversack, sexual-harassment scarf -- you guys are GOLD today!

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  2. =flamboyant confidence of style or manner.
    "he entertained Palm Springs society with great panache"
    synonyms: flamboyance, confidence, self-assurance, style, flair, elan, dash, verve, zest, spirit, brio, ├ęclat, vivacity, gusto, liveliness, vitality, energy;

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