Thursday, July 21, 2016

I'm Worried About Banana Republic, You Guys.

*** More new stuff in the blog shop and price drops on the old stuff! ***



A: I thought things might get better. Things are not getting better:


M: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A: I MEAN. WHAT IS THAT FOR.

M: It's obviously for a Ruffle Party.

A: What happens at a Ruffle Party?

M: Everyone wears ruffles and eats Ruffles, duh.

M: I don't know.

A: Could I wear this sad-maker to a ruffle party?


M: I think could vs. should is the situation here.

A: I believe you called that particular dress "a war crime" and then sent me this:


M: I stand by this.

A: They can't even give that dress away. They should pay you $100 if you try to buy it.

A: PS. Send help.

M: Sorry kid, you're on your own.

7 comments:

  1. The worst. I just delete their emails without opening them now. And I used to work for them!

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  2. There was a time when I swear I would get a BR catalogue (paper!) and dogear almost every page because I loved it all. They had my late 90s look nailed.

    Sigh.

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  3. I just unsubscribed from their emails. Hard pass on all of it!

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  4. Lol they should pay you $100 if you try to buy it. Hehe. I may be alone but I dont mind the first dress in black, but then you can't see the ruffles as much.

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  6. I have a BR card with rewards to use at the store, but haven't found one thing from BR, Gap, etc. to spend my rewards on. There's a store nearby and I usually stop in once every few weeks . . it's just sad to see how many clothes are extra 50% off discount and STILL no one is buying. Maybe their fall/winter lineup will be OK. Also, I've noticed their stores are a bit sparse and clothes are wrinkled.

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