M: I'm not missing some FINAL SALE small print am I?
A: It doesn't look like final sale at all! And it's cute but...a romper? I don't understand how it works.
M: I'll keep you posted. it's either going to be amazing or make me want to actually die. Adventure!
A: Live dangerously! With romper things!
A: I have been so wanty lately. Like something clicked over and I'm thinking about fall? It's still effing July.
M: I know, we are wrapping up our Christmas content plan so suddenly I'm like oooh booties. NO. IT IS 100 DEGREES.
A: The heat index is 104° and I'm already trying to figure out which chelsea boots to buy for fall. I mean.
M: But...you have Chelsea boots.
A: I'm sorry, are you a dude? I want different Chelsea boots. My Madewell boots are casual. I want something sharper like these:
Or maybe these in burgundy? I don't have burgundy boots:
Or these which are beautiful:
OR! These except I think they might be Advanced:
A: I haven't been thinking about this at all.
M: Haha. I like the last ones best for me, but they are 1. Casual and 2. Prob more me than you? Also I bought booties yesterday shutup.
A: What did you get? And yeah, I think the last pair is probably more your style but I love them in theory. And YES THEY ARE CASUAL BUT ALSO TOTES DIFFERENT FROM MINE.
M: I'm just SAYING. I have actually dramatically reduced my shoe wardrobe.
M: I know. As for the booties, they are Dolce Vita by way of TJ Maxx and apparently exist no where in the world. They are taupe perforated suede.
A: There was a woman at the airport who was wearing this perfect outfit: skinny jeans, this beautiful orangy-pink blouse, the Liberty tote I love, and boots that very much match your description but they were grey. So cute.
M: Yes they are a taupey-grey! With little slits on each side. They are real cute WHY CAN'T I FIND A PICTURE.
A: YES. Those sound like her boots. I couldn't stop staring.
M: I also found these (for under $40!) at TJ Maxx and let me tell you they are the best, most comfortable heeled sandal around:
A: Oooohh. STOPPIT.
M: I've worn them three days in a row.
A: Are they on your feet right now?
M: No, I wore them yesterday though I promise.
A: Oh, it was more that I wanted to see a RL pic.
M: Haha. I'll take one later, and of the boots that I'm starting to think I hallucinated. Inception boots.
A: You just bought the idea of boots.
M: They are still in my car and you have no idea how close I am to leaving my desk and walking all the way out there.
A: There are no actual boots, just an idea.
M: So now you've seen them. I pride myself on google stalking products. WHERE ARE THEY.
A: Really weird. They must just be an older style?
M: For whatever reason this is really irritating me. They can't be that old, they are too on trend!
A: I've been looking for them and now I'm irritated too. Is there a style name written inside? Why don't you walk back to your car and look?
M: I think we found a glitch in the Matrix.
A: Everything is cancelled until I find them.
(Readers: Can you find these boots? dolce vita inside zipper, no straps or seaming, perforated taupe leather. Anyone who finds them will win...well, nothing. but we will be impressed.)
M: My search is over.
M: that's the sartorial equivalent to being Rick Rolled.
A: I am taking this personally.