A: Did you know Anthro has 30% off sale stuff* right now?
A: It's all turrible floppy stuff anyway. Probably. I assume.
M: Well good because after buying that weird romper and my new pants from Nordstrom I am On A Break. Oh, and boots. And sandals. Help.
A: Well sure, that's the minimum amount of flair required. But don't you want to express yourself?
M: I...don't like to talk about my flair.
M: But seriously, when this romper comes I might have to drink some wine and try it on for Snapchat.
A: I will be SO MAD if you don't.
M: There are so many ways this could go.
A: I will pop some popcorn! And pour some wine.
A: Did that sound too gleeful? I really do hope your romper is magical.
M: You sound a little gleeful but it's deserved.
A: I am just bored and need entertaining. Oh! That Natori Feathers bra is good, by the way.
M: Yayyyy told you.
A: It's quite something. Boobtastic.
M: Remember how I'm on a break? I just bought Rag and Bone jeans for $44 (with a 10% off code and free shipping). Oops.
A: There we go! I told you the minimum amount of flair wasn't enough. Also, holy shit.
M: I knoooooow. I have to stop.
M: Do you ever do that thing where you buy something so fast without thinking that then you can't remember if it actually happened? I need an email from Hampden to show up ranow.
A: No email? Oooh, Inception jeans.
M: I am starting to worry. BUT the charge is on my card, so.
M: AND I just got a shipping notification from UPS, but nothing from the actual site.
A: Just go with it. I've never heard of Hampden, how'd you even find it?
M: Grechen, that minx.
A: I should've known!
A: Oh, hey, remember when I apologized for being too gleeful about your romper?
M: I’m waiting.
A: I take it back.
M: M: Listen if you are going to start digging 6 YEARS AGO I will...probably do nothing but I'm making a face.
M: Sorry I am just enjoying the fact that my hair/face situation is somehow less horrifying 6 years later. Maybe I really am Benjamin Buttoning myself.
A: Oh hush. You were beautiful then and beautiful now.
M: NO YOU ARE.
A: THAT WAS NOT A THREAT.
M: YOU'RE THE PRETTIEST PONY.
A: NO YOU ARE.
*This was accurate when we had this convo, but alas, no longer. It was all turrible floppy stuff anyway.