Oh my God hey guess who went paddleboarding naked? I KNOW RIGHT. I don't want to get you fired so you'll have to click to see the pictures. In the meantime, here is some slightly less NSFW Orlando Bloom for you:
He is very, very pretty. And you know, this isn't terrible:
Now he's just pandering. What's that you say? A wet t-shirt is still too many clothes? Here:
He wants to go paddleboarding! It's not nearly as good with clothes on, is it.