Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Pants Talk, Part One.

M: Pants?

A: What. The. What.

M: Fashion.

A: No. No thank you, I’m good.

M: These literally look like a halloween costume.

A: Sometimes you need $500 pants to make your Office Under The Sea costume super perfect?

M: The rear view is really something. That model is pissed.

A: Actually, she looks like the tallest Oompa Loompa.

M: That Oompa Loompa hates life.

A: $500 and her costume sucks. She's not even orange.


  1. Reminds me of that iconic Bowie photograph in similar stripey pants

  2. I like how the description tries to imply that there's "subtle volume" lol


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