M: After the ads for it literally following all over the internet, I broke down and bought Glossier's Generation G lip crap and dammit I love it. I ALSO broke down and bought the TERRIBLY NAMED Rich Kid Coconut Oil Gel and DAMMIT I LOVE IT TOO.
A: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THESE THINGS ARE. Pls hold.
M: The SMUG GEL says it gives you those slept in French girl who doesn't brush her hair and looks perfect waves and it KIND OF DID.
A: Ugh. Stupid rich kids with their perfect hair products. IDK about coconut oil in my hair, though. Remember what happened last time?
M: Oh trust me when I say this hair product is Not For You.
A: It would make me look like I'd dunked my hair in a vat of frying oil which is not very French Girl Magic.
A: Is this the lip stuff?
M: Yup, that's it, I'm wearing Crush.
A: I want! Also, I have recently discovered that if I put on my It Cosmetics concealer with the Beauty Blender it looks REALLY good and stays longer. So, that stupid thing has a good purpose.
M: Oh good to know. I think I have one...somewhere.
A: Um, pretty sure you gave it to me.
A: So hey, thanks for the Beauty Blender!
M: You're welcome!
A: Tell me more about the Glossier stuff.
M: It's just good. Totally matte but not drying. If you want matte (I do), it's pretty legit.
A: PS. This Method body wash is super cheap and smells amazing:
M: Nice! I love Method.
A: SMUG GEL. Heh.
M: THE SMUGGEST.
A: NOT FOR YOU, FINE HAIRS.
M: Only slum hairs for you.