K: Are you watching the men's diving? There is no margin for error in the Speedos, and a fair amount of adjustment is being done.
A: Ah! On my way home from the gym!
K: Oh, you are missing some amusing stuff. The one US diver is named "Steele Johnson" which is such a porn name.
A: I’m now watching the replay. A lot of butt crack.
K: I’m amazed the suits even stay on.
A: I’m not even sure why they bother wearing them. PS. THIS.
K: Seriously, there was so much of that! Also, we are all 12 years old.
A: God, that is amazing. I love the Olympics. Yay sport things.
It's been so much fun to watch. I think Lochte is the bro-iest of bros but I love this:
AND THIS RIGHT:
I'M SORRY DID YOU SAY SOMETHING MY BRAIN IS FROZEN BECAUSE WUT: