Friday, March 8, 2013

Feelings.


M: We all love Victor Garber, right? Have you...have you seen his long time partner? Because I have FEELINGS.



M: His name is RAINER.



M: And I want him to build things for me.

A: Hot damn Victor Garber HIGH FIVE.

M: Right? I mean well DONE:


A: I need him to build me a log cabin RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND.

M: Yes, and then, I don't know, make me a canoe. Shirtless. Just go on.


A: He should maybe be racing cars with Paul Newman?

M: Looking at his younger photos, he might BE Paul Newman. I mean goddamn:


A: What the actual fuck.

M: Victor Garber has been with him for FOURTEEN YEARS I MEAN REALLY.

A: I'm getting angry about this.

M: I am more in awe than anything.

A: That's fair. I just. Damn.

M: I know, pet. I know.

A: *sob*

7 comments:

  1. Sweet heavens alive that man is HANDSOME. Good lord.

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  2. Victor is gay? Gasp!! Where have I been? That's one rugged handsome man. Deep sigh!! Exhale.....

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  3. And...he's an artiste! http://www.rainerart.com/filter/gallery-2/About

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  4. He reminds me of a red-haired Jon Hamm. Super hot.

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  5. He has really attractive smile-lines around his eyes. From smiling outside while building log cabins and canoes, naturally.

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  6. I must have been living under a rock because I had no idea Victor Garber was gay. Good job with the man. wow. Mega yum.

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