Friday, June 21, 2013

Wannabe.


source: The Sartorialist
A: Hey, remember the Spice Girls?

M: I am disappointed this isn't Sporty Spice.

A: She's dressed more like Baby Spice. Sporty is looking pretty good these days:


M: Sporty Boobs.

A: That would have been a fine addition to the lineup.

M: They certainly would have had a more diverse fanbase. Unrelated: if those shoes are back in style I quit. Everything.

A: I don't think those particular shoes were ever in style and the last I checked there was no Nurse Spice.

M: Nurse Spice! Zigga-zig-aaaaah.

A: No! THE SHOES MUST BURN.

M: I'm sorry, can't fight the pun.

A: Fight it.

A: Also, I really liked the Spice Girls. Just putting that out there.

M: I know you do. I really like David Beckham. Does that count?



A: Absolutely.

2 comments:

  1. Gosh I hate socks with sandals, but I love (looking at) David Beckham.

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  2. I saw that outfit and those shoes and then read the comments on that site and I was truly just left speechless, commentless, witless.

    Thank you for making me feel so not along with those shoes.

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