Hemsworthy.

M:  I have thoughts about Chris Hemsworth at the Oscars. He has never done it for me but there are some really amazing arms happening. I'm just saying:

A: Uh, I believe I tried to sell him to you back in 2012.

M: Heee. Back before I loved Miley!

A: I know! How things have changed. I tole you Chris Hemsworth was worth consideration. The other one is okay I guess:

A: Wait! There are three of them:

A: I need to go lie down.

M: That is a genetically blessed family. Lesser Hemsworth is tiny though.

A: Poor Lesser, it's not his fault. the other two are giants. Like, they're both 6'3".

M: They look ACTUALLY tall, not Hollywood tall. This was the picture that made me reconsider him. He is working that tux and sweetly protective of his extremely pregnant wife:

A: Oh my God I would climb him like a treeeeeeeee.

M: He could pick you up one handed!

A: ...

M: Hold you against his bosom like a wee baby.

A: ...

M: 

A: Eh.

M: Come on.

A: The baby is sweet but it's in my way, Marianne.

M: I want to photoshop you into his arms. Aaaaaarrrrmmmms

A: ARRRMMMMZZZZZ. Also, I found this and thought of you:

source: http://calmingbrits.tumblr.com/

M: Oh thank you!

A: Of course! I am very nice that way.

M: So thoughtful.

A: Like, I'm a really, really good friend.

M: The BEST.

A: Aw, hugs. Heart goat goat goat.

M: Dancing twins dancing twins goat goat heart eye smiley.