Friday, May 23, 2014

The Hottening.


M: What is happening:



A: Where have you been? The Hottening of Longbottom has been an internet sensation.



M: I mean I knew he was coming along nicely but this. This is another level.

A: It's like what happened with Ryan Reynolds or the other one. Jerry O'Connell.


A: Related: I'm old.

M: Aw, remember pudgy Jerry in Stand By Me?


A: Of course! I saw that movie four times. In the theater! (Did I mention I'm old?)


*Moment of silence for River Phoenix*

M:

A:

M: Ha, this website is called Wet Men:



A: I don't even know what I've been doing with my time and I follow a Tumblr called Hot British Men.

M: God bless the G-D internet.

A: Yes. Yes indeed.

8 comments:

  1. I just went through and clicked on all the ones that were "risqué". Fantastic.

    ~Allyson

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  2. Can I somehow favourite this post?

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  3. The hottening of Longbottom is truly impressive. There has been some dentistry involved, I imagine, but that's not much in the scheme of things. .And the chubby kid turned good-looking man- good for him....
    Now may I bring up John Francis Daley again?

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  4. My boyfriend once pointed out that Longbottom looks a lot like Mick Jones from the Clash that I cannot unsee the resemblance.

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  5. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh thatpictureofRiverPhoenix! My teenage heart just hyperventilated and swooned and went to make a collage out of a thousand copies of that beautiful pic of his beautiful face ...

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  6. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh thatpictureofRiverPhoenix! My teenage heart just hyperventilated and swooned and went to make a collage out of a thousand copies of that beautiful pic of his beautiful face ...

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