Gap: Hi there! Introducing your new favorite sweats:
A: Should I be embarrassed about wanting these sweat pants?
M: Only if you plan to wear them with heels. I want them too.
A: That sounds advanced. What kind of heels?
M: Just that last outfit. I would laugh at someone that isn't a model trying to pull that off.
A: Yeah. I just...no. Wait. I read your email all wrong and thought YOU wanted to wear them with heels and was like, Um.
M: Hahaha noooo. Nope.
A: I was trying to be cool with it. I mean, you found these so…
M: I did not WANT those.
A: Hey, you found them. CLEARLY YOU WERE LOOKING.
M: I just like to keep you entertained. Case in point.
M: SAD SONG.
A: HAAHAHHAAAAAAaaaaaa. IT IS A SAD SONG. Written by Stevie Nicks!
M: I want to meet the person that named that top and shake their hand.
A: Total shade. I love it.