Tuesday, March 27, 2018

We Discuss: Our Underwear. Yes, Again.

A: What is Everlane even doing.

Wut.

M: I was so ready to want to buy their stupid underwear.

A: I was sure they’d do something interesting but…no.

M: I think the bras make me even angrier.

A: THEY ARE NOT EVEN REAL BRAS

M: I thought they would at least do something that doesn't look like you buy your underwear at a natural food store.

A: Next we’ll all be eating carob.

M: I kind of like carob. I don't want to talk about it.

A: Hippie chocolate

M: I SAID

A: My mom used to put wheat germ on my cereal.

M: Mmmmm

A: Jesus

M: Mine made lentil loaf and bulgar wheat gravy.

A: CHANGE OF SUBJECT

A: I just read the comments on Everlane's IG post about the odd new underwear launch and now I need a stiff drink.

M: Haaaaaaaaaa

A: "Are they period friendly?"

A: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

A: Like, are they so boring you won't care if you bleed on them? Then yes.

M: Technically everything is accepting of your period.

A: Correct

A: Related: I bought yer Aerie pannies.


M: Yasss

A: They just shipped. 7 for $29!

M: Awesome

M: I feel compelled to buy more.

A: I just want to have a drawer full of wearable unders.

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A: I got my Aerie order last night!

M: Pannies!

A: PANNIES!

A: My favorite by far are the seamless boybrief:


A: I got two pairs of them and they’re so comfy and slightly weird.

M: Haha just like I like em.

A: They have this open pattern on the sides that makes you feel like you’re poking holes in them when you put them on, but they’re basically perfect and cute.

M: Awesome

M: I think I need like seven more pairs.

A: You do. I also got these which are actually florescent orange 😬 but I still like them a lot:


A: This pair is also a favorite and they’re cotton:



M: Well there's your cotton underwear people.

A: Exactly

A: But it’s really nice to have a drawer full of underwear I can actually wear.

M: It's the best!

A: Who knew that was a thing? Doesn’t everyone have an underwear drawer full of sad old things that don’t fit correctly?

M: Throwing all that out felt so good, even newer stuff that just wasn't right.

A: I need to do another sweep get rid of everything that doesn't fit me.

M: Throw it awaaaaaaay:



A: CRYING

4 comments:

  1. Everlane is so up its own butt. I'm so tired of the whole song and dance.

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  2. The Everlane underwear line....meh. But I'm very tempted to copy you guys and buy a ton of these Aerie undies and throw out my whole drawer full of stuff that doesn't fit!

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  3. I like those Aerie cotton ones with the lace waist when they're new, but after a few months the laces rips and they start to feel ratty.

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  4. Ok, ok, you convinced me. I just bought 10 pairs in the 10 for $35 sale and then another 2 pairs to qualify for free shipping. I really hope these undies change my life.

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