Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Our Conversation, continued.

Marianne - I think today you deserve at least two Hermes bags.

Adrien - I think you deserve THREE. So there. And thank you.

M - OOOH! I can leave at least one wadded up in the floorboard of my car. I'm even more blasé than Giovanna.

A - I'm going to use one of mine as a produce tote for the farmer's market. Where I buy all my organic produce.

M - Silly girl, Italian Fashion Giantess' don't eat. Well, maybe you are allowed one organic radish.

A - It's just for show, silly. I like to do a whimsical fresh organic vegetable centerpiece on my Lucite dining room table. It gives the appearance of health and freshness without all that nasty eating.

M - WHIMSY!

A - BLASÉ! Not that I care about whimsy.

M - I'm too weak with hunger to care. Can I have an extra radish today?

A - I don't know, can you?

M - Sigh.

1 comment:

  1. If you haven't read Bringing Home the Birkin--put it on your list now! Very funny book with purse porn included!

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