Image: The Talks
A: Well, now. What an interview! Should we make a list?
M: 1. Doesn't he do work for magazines? Not any more.
A: 2. Does the SHobbit not realize that he, himself, IS A BLOGGER.
M: 3. The wine glass in that picture? Is one of these:
A: 4. he's wearing that scarf like a girl.
M: 5. I don't think "integrity" means what he thinks it means.
A: 6. Case in point: His major advertiser? AMERICAN APPAREL.
M: 7. What? Dov Charney is known for his integrity. And for sexual harassment, defiling himself in front of journalists, ETCETERA.
A: 8. You know what really jumped out at me in that interview? The Shobbit is pants-peeingly scared of Tavi. Like, fucking terrified.
A: 8b. Really, you had to mention Dov Charney?
M: 9. He totally IS! She is but a wee little GIRL!
M: 9b. Hey, I am just reporting the facts here.
A: 10. Yeah, a wee little girl that towers over him.
M: 11. OMG SHE TOTALLY DOES:
A: 12. He's such a little bitch that he'll take photos of her friends TO MAKE MONEY ON HIS BLOG and then turn around and slag her for not being "a serious adult."
M: 13. Because she now has a MAGAZINE and he has...several pairs of pants that need to be hemmed?
A: 14. Pants needing alterations and a girlfriend who should be horrified but probably isn't.
M: 15. She isn't ALLOWED to be horrified. Plus...all the sex. Aaaand, now I hate myself.
A: 16. YOU ARE FIRED.
A:16b. Um, how does that even work, do you think?
M: 17. I have fired MYSELF. From life.
M: 17b. I think there are pulleys involved.
A: 18. PULLEYS.
A:18b. I am dead.
M: 19. HE IS IN UR MAGAZEEN BUDJITS!
A: 20. CEASE! AND! DESIST!