M: Why are you torturing yourself?
A: I can't stop! I just CAN'T STOP.
M: It is just cruel.
A: IT HURTS ME.
M: She is Not Of This World, Adrien.
M: Is she on a beach?! I am sorry, but that is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen.
A: NO. It's some palace in Paris. But, I did not actually get invited to the Vitkor & Rolf show, so it's probably on the moon.
M: The moon is terribly sandy. Anna Wintour is looking into replacing it with calfskin.
A: Like you know everything? Anna Wintour will probably be successful.
M: It is already done, and it is fabulous.
A: Sooo... can Kate Lanphear be replaced with me? Can Wintour make that happen?
M: Oh, certainly. Just sacrifice Miley Cyrus in the light of a gibbous moon.
A: I'm on it.