Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Planet Lanphear has Calfskin Air.

A: WHINE.



A: WAH.



M: Why are you torturing yourself?

A: I can't stop! I just CAN'T STOP.

M: It is just cruel.

A: IT HURTS ME.

M: She is Not Of This World, Adrien.

A: GODDAMMIT.



M: Is she on a beach?! I am sorry, but that is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen.

A: NO. It's some palace in Paris. But, I did not actually get invited to the Vitkor & Rolf show, so it's probably on the moon.

M: The moon is terribly sandy. Anna Wintour is looking into replacing it with calfskin.

A: Like you know everything? Anna Wintour will probably be successful.

M: It is already done, and it is fabulous.

A: Sooo... can Kate Lanphear be replaced with me? Can Wintour make that happen?

M: Oh, certainly. Just sacrifice Miley Cyrus in the light of a gibbous moon.

A: I'm on it.

3 comments:

  1. I want to look that cool.

    By the way, I'm newish to the site and love reading it!

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  2. I know, she's the coolest, right? And thanks for reading!

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  3. I saw her on the streets once when I lived in NYC. I pride myself on keeping it cool but Kate Lanphear made me physically gawk. She moved like something other worldly. For years I had no idea who that stunning woman was and then one day, it all made sense.

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