M: In honor of the pending spooky holiday, I present:
A: What does HALLOWEENER mean?
M: I am talking about his weiner.
A: perhaps HALLOWEINER then?
M: WELL OKAY.
A: I AM LITERAL.
M: CAN WE GET BACK ON TASK?
A: Yes! To task. The true deliciousness of Johnny Depp. I deeply love him here:
M: Oh, Edward. Makes me teenage loins quiver with angsty longing.
A: And! It only got better. I mean, dude:
MY REWARD FOR BEING AN ADULT.
M: Oh, TRULY. I even found him appealing as Sweeney Todd, because I am that devoted:
A: This is where it all started for me:
I actually remember the very first time I ever saw him on television. I think I froze in place like a pointer.
M: For me it was this:
I can't stop staring at him. Oh my god!
A: Ooooh, Sassy Depp. Sweet baby Jesus.
M: YES. This was my First Depp!
A: A girl always remembers her First Depp.