A: I have not!
M: For the record, he is 29.
A: OH MY GOD.
A: SERIOUSLY. WOW.
M: The race to make sure I wasn't any creepier than usual gave me a little adrenaline rush. Whoa.
A: Well, I mean, come on. There is no way he'd be doing shirtless photos shoots if he was under age. Right?
M: I am not so sure about that.
A: I'm trying to make you feel better.
M: I don't want to feel better. Anyway, if this is wrong I don't want to be right.
A: Well, and moot since he's a full adult person.
M: A full adult person who can crack walnuts with his abdominal muscles.
A: That must come in so handy at Christmas time.
A: I will also admit that I'm watching (the truly dreadful) show Terra Nova because the producers realized their greatest asset was Jason O'Mara's abs.
M: Please hold whilst I Google.
M: Oh, indeed. Does he have an accent? He looks like he'd have an accent.
A: Irish! But they make him use a stupid American accent on the show which is disappointing.
M: That is a travesty, right there. Here, he brought you a cupcake:
A: OH. HAI.
M: This has been the best day.