source: The Sartorialist
M: Clearly she's multi-tasking. Sports, library, maybe a drag show.
A: It's a fashion triathlon is what you're saying.
M: Well, the Olympics are coming up.
A: You know how I feel about Olympic fashion.
M: That right there is like an Ugly Christmas Sweater on the Fourth of July. Unholy.
A: Was Ralph Lauren's mother killed by a runaway bobsled?
M: I do sense a lot of rage there.
A: There's not really another explanation for it.
M: BRB looking for photo galleries of hot Olympians.
A: I AM WAY AHEAD OF YOU:
M: I'm sorry I cannot take people seriously in those SWEATERS.
A: I am having no problem seeing past (under?) it.
M: NOW WE'RE TALKING:
M: Turns out I am a big fan of the bobsled! HUGE FAN.
A: Oh yeah! I'm also really into whatever sport this guy does:
M: It looks like it involves snow? Maybe? Don't care.
A: And this guy does some kind of slidey snow thing:
M: Yay sports! Go team!
A: Yay! I love snow sport things.
M: Maybe we will survive winter after all.