Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Abject Apologies.

M: I have bad news

A: Nooo, what

M: I tried the Armani Luminous Silk Foundation and it's amazing.

Armani Luminous Silk Foundation

A: You jerk.

M: I am truly sorry.

A: There is an Armani counter at my Saks, FYI

M: It is very light but has great coverage. Super natural looking. I look all dewy and fresh. Dammit. The Smashbox stuff has been making me look dry and wizened lately no matter what I do.

A: Oooh, that does look nice. The Smashbox foundation is good but kind of flat on me.

M: Me too. The coverage was great and it wears like iron but I don't think I looked all that great. Good on camera though.

M: With the Armani I don’t feel like i’m wearing any makeup. My makeup artist friend warned me that it was HG level but $$$.

A: Dang, it is not cheap…I might have to get samples.

M: That's why I apologized

A: You are the worst. The copy is kind of hilarious though:

Inspired by the silk shantung worn by kings and emperors, this foundation glides seamlessly onto the skin leaving a finish that’s reminiscent of charmeuse silk.

M: I know dude

A: *side eye emoji*

M: Ridiculous

A: I am an empress!

M: * cheerful shrug emoji*

A: I might just get a charmeuse silk bag to wear over my head. It’d be cheaper.

M: Fetching.

A: So smooth.


  1. This is where I admit to still using the same tube of BB cream I purchased in 2012. For shame! And BB cream is so 5 years ago, right? So basically, I need one of those Today Show makeovers.

  2. Oooh! I'm tempted... luckily I can't figure out what shade I am from my seat here at home so I won't be giddily clicking buy now just yet.

  3. I used the Armani eons ago and guess what? It clogged my pores.