Tuesday, January 5, 2016

Are You Filled With Rage?


A: If not, this should do it:

source: The Sartorialist

M: Well this is no way to start off the year.

A: He is...a professional photographer? And just...did that. 

M: It looks like it was taken with a flip phone.

A: It looks like it was taken with one of these:


M: V. avant garde. 

M: DID U KNOW THIS THING TAKES PICTURES?


A: Or...



M: That's adorable.

A: Perfect for taking completely out-of-focus photos for your professional photography blog. Thankfully, he got his shit together long enough to grace us with this mess:

Source: The Sartorialist
M: I just laughed like Muttley.

A: Do these pants make my aura look big?

M: The pants distract from the under-boob shirt.

A: Is that a shirt? Or did she just repurpose a muppet caplet? And is her coat pulled back or are those sleeves? GOD STOP IT HIPSTERS.

M: This is exhausting. I've taken to my bed.

A: Wait, before you go, I took this outfit pic the other day and my thumb is in the shot a little bit? I'm sure it's fine to use though, right? They'll never notice the difference.



M: I AM TIRED.

A: I WAS JUST ASKING.

A: So...no?

5 comments:

  1. You two are the ringing voices of sanity in this insane world. Never change.

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  2. Nearly spit my tea out at the thumb pic. I agree with Anonymous. Never change, ladies.

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  3. Ha! Also love how Stefan Edberg is on the right of the girl with flip phone.

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  4. Ha! Also love how Stefan Edberg is on the right of the girl with flip phone.

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