Tuesday, November 27, 2018

We Discuss: Aspirational Living.


M: This tour of Jenna Lyon’s apartment (scroll down) makes me want to DIE


A: Jesus Christ.

M:  I mean holy hellllll

M:  I could be a really good rich person.

A: RIGHT??

A: That loft is…amazing.

A: Like, I don’t not like any of it.

M: nope

M: I love it ALLLLL.

M: That super wide molding in the living room UGH I LOVE IT.

A: THAT MARBLE BATHROOM


M:  It’s insane.

A: I mean what is it LIKE to have a half million dollar bathroom?

A: sob

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A: still obsessed with jenna lyons apartment so thanks for that.

M: Ugh I’m sorry dude.

M: same

A: my TV doesn’t slide out from my fireplace.

A: And my bathroom isn’t made of marble? how to proceed.

M: Life is harsh.

M: I mean where is MY sable blanket.

A: Where am I supposed to put my 300 pairs of shoes??

A: Also, where are my 300 pairs of shoes??

M: Why don’t I have a Cy Twombly???

A: THANK YOU THIS IS WHAT I AM SAYING

M: It’s rude.

A: IT REALLY IS

A: MY SHIFT BUTTON IS STILL BROKEN

M: ugh

A: that's why I am yelling.

M: Sure it is.

A: Mostly

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M: So, You’ve Wandered Into a Too-Expensive Store

A: 🤣

A: The French produce names!

M: A kiln on the big boat.

A: “It also makes you sound exhausted by an elective construction project, which is the resting emotional state of the rich.”

M: Obvi

M: This literally happened to me in Dallas.

M: I picked up a t-shirt and the tag shook loose and it was $600.

M: And I had to be all casual.

A: So breezy.

M: I had to pretend not to see! I then tried on several pairs of $800 sunglasses before look at the time I must run to meet the boat kiln people.

A: The boat kiln project is so far behind schedule. At least it’s the big boat.

M: We’re all having to live on the starboard end, it’s a nightmare.

A: Haaaa

A: I freeze up in these situations and become certain Courgette knows I’m a poor.

M: Just smell some candles be cool.

A: I got it in Paris.

A: 😬😬😬

4 comments:

  1. HAHA "Courgette"...love it! Thank you for the laughs today! These posts are my favorite.

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  2. "Do you have this in Large?"
    And you escape! They NEVER have it in Large. Never.

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  3. If it makes y'all feel any better, anyone could quickly whip up a similar Cy Twombly. That bathroom is lovely!

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