Thursday, February 24, 2011

Chicken on a String.

photo: Sartorialist

M: 3........2.........1........


M: So...he's fucking with us, right? He is CLEARLY FUCKING WITH US BECAUSE CHICKEN ON A STRING.

A: Oh, that Shobbit is totally fucking with us. He probably got drunk and was all, "SSHECK IT OUTTTTT. CAN SSHOTALLY TAKS PICHURS OF ANNNYSSHING AN STHEY LOVE IT."

M: I'm about to bust out some Christmas ornaments as earrings and wrap myself in decorative hand towels. FASHION!

A: You should go parade around New York like that! Fashion week photos all claim that's perfectly acceptable.

But seriously. That is a chicken on a string. That she's wearing. As jewelry.

M: I love that the chicken on a string is detracting from the FURRY COWBOY HAT. Jesus H. Christ.

Motherfucking Chicken on a Motherfucking String.

A: I didn't even notice the hat! And wow, there's a big scarf thing going on there too. There's a lot going on there.

M: I think Luna Lovegood is her style icon. Either that, or Joanne's Fabrics.

A: Oh and ten bucks says she's wearing "her boyfriend's" pants.

M: I showed Lulu the picture and she said "Chickee necklace? Bwak bwak?"

A: God, even your toddler knows it's bullshit.

M: She thinks it's kind of awesome. But she also pees her pants, so.

A: Well it is a very cute chicken. FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE.

M: You know, maybe it's voodoo. A Witch Doctor prescribed it to get rid of warts or something.

A: I still blame the Shobbit.

M: Is she wearing two belts? You know what, I freaking give up. Point Shobbit.

A: I need to go lay down now. I can't even butter rolls after this.

M: Let's face it. You never could.


  1. So many fashion blogs are clearly a case of the Emperor's New Clothes, if you ask me (especially one which shall remain nameless but whose name rhymes with Messica!) Thank God you two are willing to point out the ridiculousness of it all.

  2. Bwahahah! 99-cent bin at Michaels Crafts!

  3. This is awesome. I think y'all should start some silliness and have others start copying you.

    @MadameQueen, hell yes.

  4. ahahahahahahaha

    ALSO WTF chicken necklaces TOTALLY distracted me from the other WTF parts of that outfit (furry hat, I'm looking at you).

  5. Holy Crap, ladies, this is the funniest thing I've read in AGES. Following. And THANKS!