Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Bershon.

A:
source: The Sartorialist

M: OMG, Heather. I am so not in the mood for this.

A: Seriously. Stop LOOKING AT ME. God.

M: All I want to do is trim your hair. Just a little. Just on one side. Goddammit, would you HOLD STILL.

A: Get OFF ME. I am locked to this bench in protest of pretty hair! I refuse to be pretty! Can't you tell from my nerd hipster glasses?

M: I am not buying it. Look at that perfect lip color.

A: WHAT. I AM UGLY. STOP LOOKING AT MY PERFECT SKIN.

M: Did your daddy give you those diamond earrings for your Sweet Sixteen? Thought so.

A: SHUT UP. I GOT THEM AT A SWAP MEET. I MEAN, I FOUND THEM IN THE GARBAGE.

M: Nice jeggings.

A: Sweet, right? I mean, they could not be more unflattering! Success.

M: The cigarettes in the breast pocket really do a lot for your silhouette, too.

A: American Spirit, natch.

M: Killing Yourself Hiply.

M: I want to take all of the commenters who are saying "Effortless!" and give them a gentle smack on the forehead.

A: She's trying so hard it's painful. LOOK AT ME. WAIT DON'T LOOK AT ME WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOING.

M: DO YOU SEE MY BIG BIKE CHAIN WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME WAIT

I love you.

7 comments:

  1. A hundred bucks said it took her five times as long to come up with that outfit as it did me this morning in my effortless, perfect, Target dress.

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  2. That is some carefully crafted lesbian hipster chic right there!

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  3. I can't believe the shit he's said about "limited" fashion bloggers, and he throws this up? Douche! I can't wait for hipster fashion to die (or the hipsters -- whatever comes first).

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  4. hee...I love the Breakfast club reference...

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  5. Ha, I didn't even catch it! I think John Hughes is so part of our psyche that we reference him as if it's our own thoughts.

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  6. Oh thank you for this -- I snorted audibly when I saw this one on his blog yesterday.

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