Thursday, June 16, 2011

Pity Ohno.

M: Let's take some guesses at what Pitti Uomo means. No Googling! That said, this guy in the shorts gives good thigh.

source: all photos from the excellent http://streetfsn.blogspot.com/

A: Pitti Uomo! Pitti UUUuuuuuuoooooommmoooo.

M: Pitti Uomo Majordomo? Pitti Uomo Super Slo-mo?

A: Pitti Uomo wow his legs are hot-omo?

M: It's funny how his braided belt does not make me crack up. At all.

A: What about his jaunty kerchief? I don't understand why he'd want to cover himself up like that.

M: He just wants to win at strip poker.

A: OKAY. I don't even know how to play poker, but I'm willing to learn.

M: You'll be left naked and poor. Happy, but naked and poor.

A: It's a risk I'm willing to take. I really think he looks great and not just because he's ridiculously hot. Though it helps.

M: He manages to take a lot of elements I would normally not be into (the scarf, the bright shorts, the belt, the deck shoes, the backpack) and meld them all into good. And hot hotness.

A: Yeah, I think the crisp white shirt goes a long way. And I don't mind the shorts because, damn, they are enabling those legs.

M: But can we talk about some of the other dudes?

A: I don't know why they're dressed exactly alike, but yes:



M: Are they possibly in some sort of acting troupe?

A: Doesn't matter, too hot to care. SErIOUsLy.

M: Are you speaking in code?

A: I was having trouble typing because HI ARMS ARMS ARMS SO HOT.

M: Hee.

A: This makes me hate my Wayfarers:



M: Dude. I am sorry.

A: It wasn't until after I bought them that I realized, "Hey, you know who else likes Wayfarers right now? Hipsters." Also, hipster douchebags. Ugh. I still think they're classic.

M: I steal Chris' Wayfarers all the time. I don't care.

A: That makes me feel better. Neither of you are a hipster douchebag, so maybe we just need to hang on until they move onto something else.

M: I am sure before you know it they will be wearing sunglasses made of sea glass and bumping into everything and calling that cool.

A: THEY ARE PRADA SHUT UP. OOPS. OW.

M: I don't want to be cool, I want to be legally blind.

A: Oh, I'm sorry, are your sunglasses polarized? Well, that's a choice, isn't it.

M: I kind of love the dude on the right with the hot pink bag. I mean, why the hell not?


A: I was just making fun of him! But yeah, it's so wrong it's kind of right.

M: I mean, I don't find him particularly attractive, but I bet he's really fun to drink and gossip with.

A: Anyone who carries a bag like that has to be a good time, right?

M: Exactly! He'd call you darling and possibly be named Lorenzo.

A: Yes! He's cup your face in his hands and say, "bellissima!"

M: And then he would force feed you Limoncello.

A: NOT IT:



M: That guy smells like a dirty diaper.

A: STOP THAT.

M: He does. He is ICKY.

A: I know, but I don't want to SMELL HIM.

M: NEED I REMIND YOU THAT YOU INDEED STARTED IT?

A: UM, I SAID NOT IT. THAT MEANS I AM NOT IT.

M: I am not talking to you when you are being so unreasonable.

A: I just saw your boyfriend. He said hi:



M: *Marianne is currently offline.*



5 comments:

  1. I'm starting to get sort of a complex b/c I always seem to be the first to comment....

    The guy in the green shorts is hotness personified. The guys in the suspenders? They look like the reunion of Dexys Midnight Runners. Their arms are hot, but the rest of it cancels out the hotness for me.

    As for hipsters, good lord this town is crawling with them, but the thing is, here, Wayfarers have been adopted by not only the hipsters, but also the fraternity/sorority crowd. Odd, no?

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  2. I have been reading your blog for awhile now and I've never commented before but I just wanted to say THANK YOU for your awesomely hilarious and spot-on fashion commentary. You never fail to make me laugh to the point of tears. You better copyright the "SHobbit" before someone steals him (or, better yet, hide him in your pocket for safe keeping). Keep on keeping on, ladies!

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  3. Those green shorts scream Peter Griffin.

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  4. Honestly, I have to repeat what Jenny said: I laugh to the point of tears. Thank you for making my evening!

    Cheers,
    mindi

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  5. Thanks for reading, you guys! We pretty much live to make you laugh.

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